Victoria Jackson
Nude

Victoria Jackson is the ditzy blonde with the high, squeaky voice who at one point was the moist doable doll in comedy. She got her big break on The Tonight Show by standing on her head and reciting poetry. After that, she appeared in bigger and bigger projects like Half Nelson (1985) and Stoogemania (1985), though none are as big as her body, which is delightfully top-heavy. Victoria va-va voomed to a starring role on Saturday Night Live from 1986 to 1992. But the breast part of that late night institution didn’t reveal her true talents. That honor goes to Casual Sex? (1988). In the movie, Victoria is seen sunbathing nude on the beach with Lea Thompson. Viewers are rewarded with her bare boobs and butt, as well as near-unearthing of her secret garden. It’s a shame that this is the only film to feature her flesh. Victoria went on to act in dozens more productions, notably the “Weird Al” Yankovic comedy UHF (1989) and the police procedural series In the Heat of the Night, but never came close to showing skin. Not even an underwear shot exists on Victoria’s post-Casual Sex? resume. It doesn’t help that many of her credits are kids’ fare. It’s hard to jack it to Ms. Jackson in Garfield and Friends. It’s equally hard to jack it to Victoria’s Christian fare like Saving Faith (2017) and Heaven Bound (2017). Vicky is a pious pretty who almost showed us her pie in 1988, and we are very thankful for that.